Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.