I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

Why do you do what you do? Why do you dress the way you dress?Why do you do what you do with your time? Why do you watch what you watch on TV or at the movies or on the computer? Do you have God-glorifying reasons for all of it?

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.