I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.