I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
Tim ConwayIf only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
Tim ConwayThe reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.
Tim Conway