I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.
Tim ConwayI resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
Tim ConwayFortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.
Tim ConwayDon Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
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