I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.