Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

The barrier between TV and movies has come down and film actors are willing to do TV and vice versa, because they just want to follow what's interesting.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.