Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom’s only instruction was ‘You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.’ That’s my welcome to adulthood. She’s like, ‘No, don’t even read it. Just pull the Republican lever.

I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain me and praise me and listen to my problems, and their life was supposed to be a secret that no one wanted to hear about. I wanted them to stay in the “half closet.

The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer!

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome.

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].