Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it.

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.