[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.
I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.
I would not trade any of these features for anybody elseโs. I wouldnโt trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldnโt even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.