"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the middle of June and goes back around until March.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.