I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but its my lot in life.
Tina FeyI would not trade any of these features for anybody elseโs. I wouldnโt trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldnโt even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.
Tina FeyThe barrier between TV and movies has come down and film actors are willing to do TV and vice versa, because they just want to follow what's interesting.
Tina FeyIf you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina FeyIn response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier.
Tina Fey