This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.

I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.

The idea of being in control for the sake of control, is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and doing, you know, what they're doing well, you don't really need to be in control all the time.