The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.

You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.