It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

The barrier between TV and movies has come down and film actors are willing to do TV and vice versa, because they just want to follow what's interesting.

I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don't have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Once or twice a week I would set my alarm for six A.M. so I could get up and plug in Hot Stix...I would study the curls in the mirror, impressed with both the appliance and my newfound ability to use it. Then, without fail, at the last second before leaving for school, I would ask myself, "Am I supposed to brush it out or leave it?" Why could I never remember" That feeling of "I'm pretty sure this next step is wrong, but I'm just gonna do it anyway" is part of the same set of instincts that makes me such a great cook.