It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

I am extremely square and obedient in nature!

Life is improvisation.

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.