Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.
Tina FeyI think my level of fame will drop back down. I think itโll recede. In fact, I know it will. Thatโs life on planet earth. And Iโm okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?
Tina FeyI had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain me and praise me and listen to my problems, and their life was supposed to be a secret that no one wanted to hear about. I wanted them to stay in the โhalf closet.
Tina FeyLadies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."
Tina Fey