There are no mistakes only opportunities.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.