If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. โWho cares?โ
It's hard to get laughs when you're new.
I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that.
I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.
It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you donโt like something, it is empirically not good. I donโt like Chinese food, but I donโt write articles trying to prove it doesnโt exist.