Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you.

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome.

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

One afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, “Look at the hips on her.” I panicked. What about the hips? Were they too big? Too small? What were my hips? I didn’t know hips could be a problem. I thought there was just fat or skinny. This was how I found out that there are an infinite number of things that can be “incorrect” on a woman’s body.