I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome.

You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer!

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.