In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

I have two daughters, and we live here in Manhattan, and having gone through the Manhattan kindergarten application process, nothing will ever rival the stress of that.

Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter.

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.

Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the middle of June and goes back around until March.

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.