Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

I want to go to there.

Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying.