I was a very confident little kid.

In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

I believe in process. I believe that having a really difficult process is more valuable than a good outcome.