...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

Life is improvisation.

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”

I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.

It's hard to get laughs when you're new.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.