...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.