I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian who also was kind of an overtly feminist comedian.

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network.

This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.