Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

It's hard to get laughs when you're new.