I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
Tina FeyLife is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.
Tina FeyI think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.
Tina FeyI was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so... I ignored it for a few hours.
Tina Fey