In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
Tina FeyMy ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
Tina FeyThen she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.
Tina FeyAnd, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of course - those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape 'kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years - whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know - actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster.
Tina Fey