I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are perceived as leaders. In the play, Catherine the Great would say things like, "You know, John F. Kennedy had extramarital affairs and no one says anything. But I bang one horse and now I'm a horse banger for all eternity? That's it? That's what I am?"

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

A willingness to drop your ego and let yourself look foolish. You almost have to enjoy looking vulnerable. You'd be surprised how many people don't want to do that.