I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are perceived as leaders. In the play, Catherine the Great would say things like, "You know, John F. Kennedy had extramarital affairs and no one says anything. But I bang one horse and now I'm a horse banger for all eternity? That's it? That's what I am?"

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

Life is improvisation.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see you, and so they kind of know what they're in for. In television, you are sort of sneaking into people's homes. So, I think you can be a little bit darker on stage.