I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are perceived as leaders. In the play, Catherine the Great would say things like, "You know, John F. Kennedy had extramarital affairs and no one says anything. But I bang one horse and now I'm a horse banger for all eternity? That's it? That's what I am?"

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

"Admission" is Paul Weitz's movie. This is Karen Croner - the screenwriter's - movie. To have such a lovely role in such a beautifully written script offered to me, it's like elves made the shoes.

Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.