Life is improvisation.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

...the Rule of Agreement reminds you to “respect what your partner has created” and to at least start from an open-minded place. Start with a YES and see where that takes you.

As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we can’t do that.” “No, that’s not in the budget.” “No, I will not hold your hand for a dollar.” What kind of way is that to live?

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.