Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

I became immersed in the cult of improvisation. I was like one of those athletes trying to get into the Olympics. It was all about blind focus. I was so sure that I was doing exactly what I'd been put on this earth to do, and I would have done anything to make it onto that stage.

The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott's Christmas party.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

And I can see Russia from my house.