You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40.

This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.