You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch the same stage that Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred ground.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.