I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

I don't like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don't think that fighting and passion are the same thing.

Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I am grateful: Straight Greek eyebrows. They start at the hairline at my temple and, left unchecked, will grow straight across my face and onto yours.