I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so... I ignored it for a few hours.

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.

If you are capable people are happy to play with you.

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.