I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It's better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up.

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.

Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.

For most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us, unless you believe in evolution. Actually, I take it back. The whole thing is a disaster.