I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our societyโฆunless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
Tina FeyI keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but its my lot in life.
Tina FeyThere's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!
Tina Fey