I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing you woke up with hot-mothball mouth that makes you feel old. I think God designed our mouths to die first to help us slowly transition to the grave.

I found the recording sessions very freeing because you can really try things. When you're filming something, if you're improvising a film and you're wasting film and wasting a cameraman's time.