I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying.

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.