When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the middle of June and goes back around until March.
Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
I was a very confident little kid.
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.