Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.

I'm a big fan of 'The Office,' both the British and the American versions.

If you're an actor and you don't get cast in stuff a lot, then put together a show or hold play-reading nights at your apartment. Make your own opportunities.

It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.