It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history's worst decisions [...].

For most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us, unless you believe in evolution. Actually, I take it back. The whole thing is a disaster.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but its my lot in life.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.