When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

I want to go to there.

I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.

Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they're called sketches for a reason. They're not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.