Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They donโt change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because theyโre denying its existence, but because they understand that itโs okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.
Tina FeyThe barrier between TV and movies has come down and film actors are willing to do TV and vice versa, because they just want to follow what's interesting.
Tina FeyWhat Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.
Tina FeyI was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.
Tina FeyI think my level of fame will drop back down. I think itโll recede. In fact, I know it will. Thatโs life on planet earth. And Iโm okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?
Tina FeyMAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, โIโm going to be your surgeon? Iโm here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?โ Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
Tina Fey