Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

I went through a phase where I was sick of acting, I didn't want to do it anymore, I was bored with it and then I tried directing a movie and I was like: "Shoot, get back over there!" It made me appreciate acting more.

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.