You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah.

A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, 'National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.'

MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.

I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.

The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer!

"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.