You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will people buy that? Can we do that?" And all those checkmarks.

Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.

It’s no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds.

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!