Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
Tina FeyIn most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
Tina FeyI was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. โNo way!โ Was I sexually active? โNope!โ Had I ever been molested? โWell,โ I said, trying to make a joke, โOprah says the only answers to that question are โYesโ and โI donโt remember.โ โ I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.
Tina Fey30 Rock is a little different from other current sitcoms, in that it's fast-paced, but the pace comes from the actors, not the editing.
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