In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Life is improvisation.

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.