If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is, when Darrell Hammond or Will Ferrell or Dana Carvey did an impersonation of a president, no one assumed it was personal, but because Sarah Palin and I are both women and people think women are meaner to each other, everyone assumed it was personal.

When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.