It's easy to fall into the trap of just cranking out things that are good enough to sell.

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way.

A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, 'National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.'

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.