The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.

It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.