I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody has an exit strategy.

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!