Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.

It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done — than it is to speak honestly about [working moms].

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.

When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?

The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.