Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution