A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do

Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.

"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you let it or not, the baby comes out. So that's how I did it.

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie