Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

If you’re looking for a spiritual allegory in the style of C.S. Lewis, I guess you could piece something together with Lorne Michaels as a symbol for God and my struggles with hair removal as a metaphor for virtue

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.