I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No matter what, there was always a thick safety net under this trapeze.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing.