Your initiations are worthwhile.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.

You're not in competition with other women. You're in competition with everyone.

It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.

George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.

The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit-ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing.