Your initiations are worthwhile.

Your initiations are worthwhile.

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do

Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea; A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my "plan" was for taking down the Christmas tree.

When I was going to school in, like, '84 to '88, you didn't have cell phones. There was no e-mail, if you can wrap your brain around that.

"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.