I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.

If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.

Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.