Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

30 Rock is a little different from other current sitcoms, in that it's fast-paced, but the pace comes from the actors, not the editing.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.