Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.