Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

Life is improvisation.

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.

Your characters should be as smart as you are, if not smarter.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage.